Let Luminarium light your way…

For some reason, I keep calling this strain Lumiere and not Luminarium. Maybe it’s because I recently saw the movie Beauty and the Beast and the Candelabra character’s name is Lumiere.

Be our guest? Don’t mind if I do.

 Luminarium (DelaHaze) is a mostly sativa strain produced by the happy folks at MedReleaf out of Markham, On. The smells of citrus and mango would make sense looking at Lumy’s lineage. She’s a cross between Mango Haze and California Lemon Skunk, and usually falls at around 75 per cent sativa and 25 per cent Indica, but if you ask me, she’s 50 per cent beauty, 50 per cent beast.

 I opted to use the whip and do a straight pull from my H3 by Herbalaire. The flavours are subtle, but I taste citrus and an earthiness on the exhale. The effects are almost felt  immediately after I exhale. A wave of relaxation comes over me and my head is very clear. This is a great medicine to use during the day. Focus and energy as well as pain relief are all things I would attribute to Luminarium.

 This stuff is so good, I kinda want to break into song…

“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
And greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair
As the green room proudly presents
Your medicine!”

(To the tune of Be Our Guest from the Disney movie, Beauty and The Beast)

Be our guest, be our guest
Put some cannabis to the test
Pack your vape with some flower, cherie
Your ECS provides the rest
Luminarium, for a pinched nerve
Why, it’s something you deserve
Try this green stuff, it’s delicious

There’s no need to be suspicious
Sativa can make you dance
Too much Indica, you’re in a trance
And the LP Medreleaf is never second best
Go on, just mind your venue
Take a few puffs and then you’ll
Be unstressed, be unstressed
Be unstressed.

You’re alone and you’re scared
Use CBD, you won’t be impaired
No one’s gloomy or complaining
Except the ones who are weight gaining

You’ll tell jokes, you may do tricks
You can add oil to a brownie mix
And it’s all in perfect taste that you can bet

Come on and clean your best glass
But don’t call it weed or grass
Be our guest If you’re stressed
It’s fine cannabis we suggest!
Be unstressed, be unstressed, be at rest!

9 coughs out of 10

Review written by Hart Steinfeld, Education Manager at Natural Health

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